This is, like, so Screwed up, man!!!

Just, like, take a look at all the new designer drugs out there, man! We got, like, Meth and Laced shit, man! And it's, like, turning our Prostitutes into DrugHoes, man! That's just, like, WRONG MAN!!!! I don't wanna pay them in Blow, man!
Like, what am I supposed to Spend my hard-earned Welfare Check on?!
And, like, what am I supposed to Snort, man... Tobacco?!

Like, back in the Sixties at least I knew what I was getting when I dropped Acid, man!

So now that I've, like, ranted and been nostalgic, like, you wanna know the point of this rant, man!?

It's, like, God's fault we have Meth, Laced Shit and DrugHoes, Man... He, like, could have predicted when we'd have to deal with this shit and put, like, prevention methods in that supposed holy book of his. He like also, could have, well you know, Put in there what we have to eat to make the perfect gas for the perfect lighter-fart, but that's like another story, man!

And, like, another thing... I have found what the Bible is good for... It makes great paper to roll joints with, man. Two pages a joint lasts me about week, unless it's, like, 4/20... it's also, like, a lot cheaper to buy than cigarette papers, man.

Now if you'll, like, excuse me, I've got to use up the last two pages of the Book of Job, like, right now, man...
Oh Shit! I just realized that I'm out of Doritos for when I get the Munchies... Damn that god that I don't believe exists for not telling me that I'm out of Doritos...