Jan 4, 2008

My ultimate refutation of Xianity

Okay, now this may go over your puny fundy brain a bit, but bear with me. I hold the ultimate refutation of that stupid, fundy religion people follow.

Here we go...

Don't blame me if your faith is destroyed...

It goes like this...

1)Christianity is a religion that claims all other religions are false.
2)Islam is also a religion that claims all other religions are false.
3)They can't both be right, can they?
4)Therefore, they're both false.

What? You say that's a logical leap? That only one might be false?

Bullcrap.

They're both false.

What? You say atheism claims all religions are false, too? And that when people claim atheism is false, they can't both be right, so they're both wrong?

Bullcrap.

Atheism's not actually a belief system. It's a lack of a belief. Never mind that an assertion about a deity's existence is made, just like in any other religion. It's a negative assertion.

What? You say I'm making excuses now?

Bullcrap.

You're obviously just too dumb to understand it.

Stupid fundy.

6 comments:

John W. Locust said...

Great post Andy! Anyone who doesn't understand the reasoning behind your case obviously hasn't taken even the most basic of courses in logic. Anyone who knows philosophy and logical deduction would know that this post is very sound and solid-based.

Chris B said...

Is this what the whole blog is? An angry sarcasm circle jerk? How sad.

J. P Holding said...

Don't feel so threatened, chris! We're really making those fundies look BAD!

Anonymous said...

i think the 'sad' thing part is that this site whines and raves just like the lunies over there.

carr would know so ;-)

Chris B said...

"I agree. I knew atheists were stupid, but I never realized they were *this* stupid."

Ummm...yeah. Because all the people posting here are real atheists.. OK.

Anonymous said...

Finally! A blog where irrational, delusional, stupid atheists can rant about rational theists who beat demons out of kids for Jesus..great stuff!