Hehe, I'm a genius. I discovered the address and actual name of so-called James Patrick Holding, along with the workplace of his wife! I believe I'll post it here for all the world to see. . .
REAL name: Believe it or not, his initials are actually J. H. P. for Jiminy H. Pickett. The H. is just an H. Don't ask me why; God must have been too lazy to think up a middle name!
Address: 295 Carpenter's square, Qaanaaq, Greenland! That's right; he's Danish! Probably the cheese-filled kind. . .
Workplace: Santa's Worshop, North Pole. I always knew he was an elf!
And his wife works at the South Pole with National Geographic, documenting penguins for movies!
Enjoy this treasure trove of information on Mr. Jiminy and his wife; I've got go take my viagra.
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Nah, he's some jerk named Bob who’s afraid to publish under his own name. I hear he has parody sites as well! I guess he never heard of Not Bearing False Witness. One down, nine to go. I hope his wife keeps a separate checking account so that she can get a move on when he goes for the neighbor’s wife.
Just another typical Christian liar for Jesus it seems...
That has to be one of the stupidest comments I've heard yet John. Do you have a life?
No...
You can get one cut rate. John Loftus isn't using his.
Nah, he's some jerk named Bob who’s afraid to publish under his own name.
Really? Wow! That is awesome! I guess all we have to do is point out that "JP Holding" is actually a pseudonym, and *POOF* there go all his arguments and research. It's brilliant!
I wonder how much mileage we can get out of this? I sure hope he doesn't legally change his name to "James Patrick Holding" any time soon. Otherwise we'll have nothing!
We'll still have his lies and parody sites. On the Internet, everything lives forever.
Imagine the crowd gathered around to hear about Jesus. "What's your name" they ask, and Paul says "My name is Jim". That sure makes a statement of faith alright...
Great point, John! Because as we all know, pseudonyms and parody blogs are Evil with a capital "E"!
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