You know, people can get pretty pissed off when "Christmas" is abbreivated "X-mas", even though the X is perfectly acceptable to Xians.
But come on now, why should we abbreviate it just to "X-mas"? Why not "XX"? After all, that way, we get rid of the name of the guy who never existed, AND we get rid of the name of a Catholic church serivce! I mean, isn't Mass so disgusting? After all, the people who go it SING! And they-gasp!-listen to a preacher! Then, to top it all off, they, and this is the big shocker, eat bread and drink grape juice! How can anyone stomach it?! It's disgusting! The priests probably take turns raping the altar boys afterwards, too.
I mean, just look at the origins of XX. Constantine decided to repurpose a pagan holiday into a Xian one, and call it "X's X." Obviously, this means Xianity is based on paganism, because there's no other reason he'd do that. Certainly not, like, giving people an alternate celebration or anything.
And look at the Biblical account, too. The wise men followed perfectly normal cultural practices and followed a new star, that just happened to take them to where Baby X was. What a joke! One of them must have been a woman, or they would've gotten lost. And the shepherds, what's with them? The anonymous writers of the gospels probably changed the real first witnesses, who were obviously the Men in White Coats, to "shepherds" so nobody would know that Mary and Joseph were nutjobs.
But today, it's different. Xians put up trees, obviously pagan symbols, and give each other gifts, an obviously pagan practice, while atheists laugh at them and wonder why they feel discriminated because manger scenes are taken down in public places while menorahs are made even bigger.
Man, Xians are dumb.
Merry XX!
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