Feb 25, 2008

The Sugary Foods Argument

I recall the moments of my childhood in which I was forced to consume healthy foods such as squash, beans, and liver before ever leaving the dinner table and or getting any desert afterwards. Despite the fact that our parents are usually well-meaning in their efforts to get children to eat food that is healthy to their growing bodies, we all agree as children that the particular food of healthy choice does not make for an exciting eat, nor is it usually expected to have a satisfactory taste. Here is where I will now begin to present my philosophical argument and how it has relations with the Christian God of the Bible.

So, here it goes: If the God of the Bible was a loving god of omnibolevence, then why on Earth did he create foods that are of good health to be in such BAD TASTE? If you are a parent with kids you know what it is I'm talking about. When you ask you're kids about what they think about chopped chicken liver or fried beans, chances are the response you are going to get go along the lines of this: "EWWW! Yuck! No way!"

Surely if God existed he would have provided us with foods that are healthy that are of good taste, instead of bad. He would also create the bad foods to taste bad instead of good. Get where I am going with this? There seems to be a problem as evidenced by realistic perception and one in which God's all-powerful will has once again seemed to have fallen short. "Why?" I ask. Why would God do this? Surely an omnipotent god had the power to modify and perfect our tastebuds before he even put us together in his "Grand Scheme of Life."

Today the United States is one of the leading countries in the world with some of the highest ratings in obesity contrasted with the general population. America's addiction for sweets and candy products has reached such a peak that it has begun to interfere with the health of our younger generation, i.e., the future leaders and workers of our future. I suspect that if "God Bless America" was a true statement, God might have actually designed us in such a way where healthy foods were more appealing to the taste buds, and not things that lead to higher rates of obesity and high blood pressure. Because of these events having currently taking place in our present time period, there are three possibilities to why this is so:

  • 1) God is not omnibolevelent and does not care for humans. In other words, God is actually the god of deism, an impersonal god.
  • 2) God is a liar.
  • 3) God does not exist outside the realm of our imaginations.

If the first two are correct and the Christian God does in fact exist, then I want nothing to do with Christianity. Jesus and the Holy Spirit can have their sick fun watching people getting fatter and lazy while they sit back and do nothing. I would rather go to Hell with the Devil than to Heaven with a malovelent, lying, bully. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a wrap.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was reading your post and had this killer thought:

1)Christians say god is perfect
2)John Locust has shown, beyond reasonable doubt, that atheism is better to theism
3)Thus god must be an atheist in order to be perfect
4)that's illogical
5)therefore god doesn't exist

I've only been an atheist for a while (would this be a good time to point out I've written a book on my story which you should all read, but basically a summary can be found here) and so I'm new to this game but I'm right in think my argument is logically sound?

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for this site. This site is so much fun! It is so nice to see people taking an ad hominem/strawman approach toward an argument to make themselves feel better about having unsupportable beliefs. I mean, sometimes it's embarrassing to see people act like toddlers throwing a temper tantrum, but at least you guys make it fun to watch :). Keep it up!

J. P Holding said...

John,

You are SO right in what you say. I can take it further. If God really cared about us, why did he/she/it make sugary foods so bad for us and so high in calories? I think about this constantly as I sit in front of the TV during Beverly Hillbilies marathons while I scarf 200 paks of Oreos at the rate of one per hour. If God really cared, he would have made Oreos low in calories and high in Vitamin C, folic acid, and even made sure that they lower cholesterol!

God obviously sucks and does not exist. Period!

Anonymous said...

@ anonymous 2: What do you mean 'strawman'? John Loftus seemed to be under the impression that we were normally copying and pasting his entries straight from his blog?

Anonymous said...

Just a thought here... Christianity is supposed to be The way to God, right? It is supposed to make one's life better and the world is supposed to see the difference in someone who has become a Christian, correct?

Well, you may be having fun, but all I see here is pettiness. I can get that anywhere, so why would I want to become a Christian based on the churlish behavior that is so clearly exemplified here?

Anonymous said...

I was having a similar line of thought. Why does god make scholarship so boring and Wikipedia & Youtube so interesting?

Anonymous said...

One of my friends has just bought an oven with a self clean button on. This made me think. I don't particularly like getting washed or having baths and I certainly didn't when I was a kid. Why didn't god give us self cleaning buttons? After all, he is all powerful.