Like... during an acid trip I got to thinkin'...
-Jesus was a dude and so were the 12 Apostles
-You can't have that many dudes in one area at once without having a fart joke cracked
-Christians believe that Fart Jokes are Immoral
-Therefore, Jesus was an Immoral Hypocrite and Christianity is False
You can't get much more devastating than that, man!
Like, now if you'll excuse me, I have some two-bit drug dealer to pummel for selling me bum drugs, man. He gave me Splenda instead of Coke...
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Yeah, and like, man, don't forget there's an even more devastating argument. Can Jesus nuke a burrito so hot that even He cannot eat it? Marijuana leads to other drugs? No, it leads to freakin genius! We get smart ideas that unstoned people never would have thought of!
I have an even more devastating toilet argument: Deuteronomy 23:13 tells christians: "As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself dig a hole and cover up your excrement" Now how many christians do you know who carry a spade and poop in holes they've dug outside wherever they live? Talk about cherry picking which bits of the bible you choose.
Oh, I've got something better still! God doesn't exist because we must pee and poop! A loving God who doesn't like dirty filthy things would never create us as having to pass waste products that smell bad and are totally gross and disgusting. If there was a God, we'd be peeing sunshine and pooping rainbows, not turds! If God is all-powerful, surely He can make that possible, can't He?
anonymous, you've hit it right on the spot. And if you want to see God actually COMPLAIN about why he even invented pee, just look here: http://preview.tinyurl.com/2rjg7x
(TinyUrl to make sure the link doesn't break)
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