Feb 19, 2009

Sister Blogs!

Our funds and blog revenue is so incredibly low that it's taken us almost an entire year to raise enough money to put up two other new sites to add to our communications network. So, it is with great honor and pride that I now formally introduce our two new sister blogs, which serve their own additional functions and will work in conjuction with our original blog as well: Debunking Cretinism and Debunking Righteousness.

These sites are now available for open public access to the top-right handed side of your computer screen. These sites will further our cause and hopefully get more people convinced in just how stupid their primitive superstitions REALLY are. You won't be seeing much on these sites at first (althought DR currently has its first post up for reading), as I am still under strict 'computer-use' probation while I'm stuck here in this crummy mental institution. Apparently they threw me in for temporary evaluation because I went off my "mental radar" and started randomly flashing my body's nudity for my entire neighborhood to see. It is also reported that I kept a band of one's neighbor's newborn pups in one of my garbage cans, in which I was reserving their plump juicy bodies for fixing homemade meals for my houseguests. Aside from the alledged "flashing" the puppy's owners seems to be extremely upset with me, and, upon my release from this institution, I have been advised by my lawyers to settle for a distancing contract, and I may also be forced into providing steel reinforcement on my household's perimeter (this, of course, is coming out of my paycheck....).

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Welldone on being rated one of atheists top apologists by some website I'd never heard of before. If it says it on the internet then it must be true.

John W. Locust said...

Thanks there, Anonymous! I'm so gladdened that you have an appreciation for this site and its recognition. What I do ain't easy, it takes allot of brainpower exercises and thinking. Personally, this title has given me a boost in my ego (inches in penis length).

Thank you for being a frequent commentator to these blogs. You, I, and myself can make a difference. Just remember what Osama Obama once said: Change is coming.

Now I should be heading back to my bunk. I'm in trouble once more for alledgely dumping the contents of my bed pan all over one of the hospital nurses.

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Anonymous said...

I notice that your rival blog is managing to promote John's book at least once a week. You really have some catching up to do.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, this is the link about promoting John's book